Due to the posed terror threats in the world the AP and UPI Newswires
have reported that the French Government has announced that it has
raised its terror alert level from ‘Run’ to ‘Hide’. The only two higher
levels in France are ‘Surrender’ and ‘Collaborate’.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed France’s
White Flag factory, effectively disabling their military.
The Italians have increased their alert level from “shouting excitedly”
to “elaborate military posturing”. Two more levels remain, “ineffective
combat operations” and “change sides”.
The Germans have also increased their alert state from “disdainful
arrogance” to “full dress-uniform and marching songs”. They have two
higher levels, “invade a neighbour” and “lose”.
Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone
from “isolationism” to “find somewhere ripe for regime change”.
Their remaining higher alert states are “take on the world” and
“ask the British for help”.
Finally in Britain they’ve gone from “pretend nothing’s happening” to
another cup of tea”. Their higher levels are “chin-up and remain
cheerful” and “win”.